I listen to music while sleeping and one of the last songs I heard before falling asleep was vaguely familiar to me; turned out it was a song my (at the time girlfriend) would play on piano as part of her job and we decided to go hunt demonic relics once she got off work.
Fast forward to her being off work and we’re in the middle of some swamp and find a Ra summoning stone, we use it and this demon appears tells us how big of a mistake we just made and he’s going to bring about death and destruction until his master appears.
Fast forward again to us being in my garage with taking apart a bunch of tools. I tell her to take the level apart because we can use it as a scope(my subconscious doesn’t understand basic engineering it appears) when zombies start approaching us. I grab a drill bit and start going to town on these fuckers while she’s putting together better weapons.
I kill them and look outside. There’s a boss zombie wearing football pads who looks at me quizzically, pulls out a walkie-talkie and says something that comes out of the radio in the garage. He throws a frisbee(very badly) at me that’s covered in saw blades. He stares at me dumbfounded as I go to pick it up and then proceeds to throw a shoe at me.
Out of nowhere the demon we released takes over my mind and starts speaking to me. “The moment is almost upon us for my master to arise” as he gives me an aerial view of a GIANT summoning circle that’s filling up clockwise with blood. I snap back to reality to see the football zombie in my hands as I’m trying to rip his jaw off.
I then wake up.
