Quantum Crypto

Somebody has built a device that, when worn on the arm, translates Facebook pokes into literal, physical pokes.

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We don’t really have much to say about this, other than that we’re delighted at its existence.

I need this because the reasons.

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1. jennykasabian reblogged this from shortformblog and added:

   Oh I feel so delighted when brains, time and money are spent on such supidities as this one. Are you fucking kidding me?

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5. catedrals reblogged this from shortformblog and added:

   “#poking is code for let’s have sex”

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14. musicsaurusrex reblogged this from shortformblog and added:

    Poking: now 100% creepier. I didn’t even know that was possible.

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18. weshouldalleatacid reblogged this from shortformblog and added:

    Who the fuck would buy that?

19. thingsmostgrey said: the arm isn’t the only place for poking….
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29. etheric-nomad reblogged this from shortformblog and added:

    Heh. I’m not sure why I sort of want one.

30. haikumblr reblogged this from shortformblog and added:

    Pretty sure they meant to say “horrified,” not “delighted.” THE APOCALYPSE IS NIGH, Y’ALL.

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    Why?

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36. xcallmejudasx reblogged this from shortformblog and added:

    I need this because the reasons.

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45. bearplayingasaxophone said: Imagine what would happen when you installed one of those auto-poke scripts
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